Everybody knows this is a terrible idea, yet I’d be willing to bet that most affairs begin in the workplace. Granted, I work at a restaurant, so it’s a much more casual setting than, say, a finance firm, but the temptation is real. Perhaps even more real than in a professional setting because we are all ourselves at work. No hiding our personalities. As servers, we probably even highlight those qualities that are most attractive to girls like me: outgoing, friendly, playful, witty, hard-working. A restaurant is akin to a feeding pool to me. I’m surrounded by outgoing, seemingly flirty, usually attractive men that are all being friendly. It’s heaven to an attention whore like myself.
BUT I can’t go for the guys my age… NOOOOooooo… I have to go for the youngins. Why? Who the hell knows? All I know is I can’t stop. So far, I’ve been with N and D (who you’ve already heard about). What you don’t know is that I’ve sexted SK (just once, but pictures were exchanged), B (what the hell was I thinking there? He’s quite possibly one of the most UNattractive guys I’ve ever met), and that I straight up told V that I wanted to sleep with him. Now, to be fair, V was GORGEOUS. I mean, from the moment I met him, I melted. Tall, dark hair cut into that sexy long side part with the sides shaved. Facial hair and tattoos. HO.LY. HELL, he is hot. And when he smiles, it’s such a sweet, gentle smile…. SIGH.
Besides them, I’ve had actual real conversations/exchanges with my Ginger and M. M was short-lived and we mostly just talked about having sex. We exchanged several pictures (most of mine came from the internet, bwahaha) and I was definitely interested in him even though he was also quite unattractive. That ended when I told him I wanted him to go to The Bar and kiss me outside. He said he was feeling too much emotion from me and we probably should stop because he didn’t need any distractions from his work… Ummmm, you’re a prep cook. UGH. Ginger and I, however, had quite a nice run. I remember being slightly tipsy at my dad’s house in the hot tub messaging him and I told him he should text me. I really don’t even remember how we started talking. Texting quickly escalated to middle of the night meetings to make out and (secretly) hanging out after work. He’s super young and super naive when it comes to females, but I honestly think that made him much more charming. Plus, knowing I could turn him on in an instant was really rewarding. I know I’m a complete idiot for even going there, but he made me smile. I truthfully don’t even remember how it ended, just that he told one of his friends I was acting crazy always wanting to see him. I deleted his number when I found that out and now, we just goof off at work. I think I’ve had it with coworkers. Really. I slutted it up through sexting and now I’m done. I want A, though, but he doesn’t count as a coworker… He’s my boss 😉